Not Good, Not Fab...Just BAD!

I get that turbans are so in right now with the hipster fashion crowd (yes, there's a minuscule but noticeable difference between being a hipster v. a hipster fashionista).  But you know what, sometimes size DOES matter and bigger is not always better.  How can anyone take you seriously when you're wearing that clownish looking half bow/half question mark on your head?

It's not good. And it's definitely not fabulous. So it follows that it must be...BAD!